Av seen better looking bodies at a scrapyard
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Lights on, door open, nobody at home
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About as interesting as watching paint dry
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As tight as a Camels arse in a Sand-storm
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She's got half the Black Forest hanging out of her armpits
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She's more nervous than a long-tailed dog in a room full of rocking chairs
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He's an expert on padded cells.
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She's more nervous than a long-tailed dog in a room full of rocking chairs
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About as useless as a jam sandwidch to a drowning rabbit.
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She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.
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