Rabri: Kyon ji, aapne gadi ki speed kyon bdha di hai?
Laloo: Break fail ho gayi hai, accident hone se pehle hum ghar pahounch jaaige.
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Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho.hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi darawne khuaab se kam ho
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Na waqt hai itna kay, Syllabus poora kya jaye,
Na tarkeeb koi kay exam pass kya jaye,
Na jany konsa dard diya hai is parhai ne!
Na roya jaye aur na Soya jaye.
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum
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Veeru: Basanti in kutton k aagay mat nachna,
Sardar sitting with his dog in the theator said:
"Nachegi kese nahi KUTTAY ka bhi ticket liya hai."
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Bhikhari: Sahib ik rupaiya de do.
Sahib: Kal anna.
Bhikhari: Iss kal kal ke chakkar mein iss colony mein mere lakhon rupaiye fasse hue hai!
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Maine tujhe pyar kiya abla samajh kar
Tere baap ne mujhe baja dala Tabla samajh kar
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Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri
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Haqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai,
ibadat karo jab to jhootha khwab lagta hai,
Are ye dil hai dil, aur dil ki hai ye sdaa,
aur tum kehte ho ki tumhe ye haseen ittfak lagta hai
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Baap: Beta is bar tujhe exam me 90% lana hai !
Beta: Nahi Dad, mai to is bar 100% launga !!
Baap: Kyo Mazak kar rahe ho ?!!
Beta: Shuru kisne kiya tha ?
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