As you go through life you are going to have many opportunities to keep your mouth shut. Take advantage of all of them.
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Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.
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Roses r red, violets r blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are u.
But da roses r wilting, da violets r dead, da sugar bowl's empty and so is ur head!
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This sms can only be read by someone SEXY
try again
again
maybe you are
just not sexy?
one more time
hey don't force it ugly!!!
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I think the sun shines out of your arse.
Well, you're living proof that even a turd can be polished.
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Brains aren't everything.
In fact in your case they're nothing
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Haven't I seen your face before - on a police poster?
Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.
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Them:
You:
Here's 10p - go and tell your mum you're not coming home
Here's a pound - go and buy yourself some breath freshener
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Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
one to get in and another to get out.
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Them:
You: I never forget a face
Neither do I but in your case I'll make an exception
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