Q: Did you hear the one about the blonde lesbian?
A: Well, she kept having affairs with men.
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92. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.
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When I was drowning in a lake and screaming out for a life saver she asked: "Grape or Cherry?"
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Q: What's the difference between a Mosquito and a blonde?
A: On slapping a Mosquito, it will stop sucking.
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Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?
A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.
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Q : What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A : They're both empty from the neck up.
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Q : What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A : Far-from-thinking
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THE WORLD
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world
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Q: What did the Dumb Blonde do when she went to a film that had an NC-17 (no under 17's) rating? A: Went home and got 16 friends.
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: A Rooster says in the Morning - "Cockll-doodlle-doooooo", while a blonde shouts, "Any-cock'll-doooo."
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