Hey, I may be fat, but you'll always be ugly, and I can diet.
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Man: So, how do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a Female Impersonator.
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Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!
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If you're the desert, I'd be the sea. If you hunger then hunger for me. Everything you ask I'll be. It's all good as long it's you I see.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too, if you sit down.
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Brother: Why do you smell funny?
You: It's called Soap - don't think you've ever smelt it before...
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Do you notice how I've kept my youthful complexion?
Yeah, so I see...all spotty
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Little Sister: Your Ugly.
You: And your quite good looking...for a Gorilla, that is...
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Brother: I love biscuits
You: That's cuz your crackers
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