Sardar ke radio me kuch problem ho gayi to aur kharab ho gaya
Usne radio khol kar dekha to ek mara hua chuha mila
Ye dekh kar sardar gussa ho gaya aur bola : Ye chalega kaise?
Sala singer hi mara pada hai
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Ek admi sadhu se bola,
Meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaya batayien na shadu ji…
Aur phir shadu ghusse me bole,
Abe saale upaya hota to main sadhu kyu banta..
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Badli hai duniya , kuchch Kuchch mein bhi badal gaya hoon
pahle bekaar tha ab S/W Programmer ban gaya hoon
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Yeh jo haseenao ke baal hote hai,ladko ko fasane ke jaal hote hai,pee jati hai sara khoon ladko ka,tabhi to gaal itne laal hote hain
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Karoon mai kyo na charcha teri befawaee ka -
Kiya hai maine tujhpe kharcha baap ki kamai ka
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All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.
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Baap: Beta is bar tujhe exam me 90% lana hai !
Beta: Nahi Dad, mai to is bar 100% launga !!
Baap: Kyo Mazak kar rahe ho ?!!
Beta: Shuru kisne kiya tha ?
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Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,
Ladke bhi unke saath the
..Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya.
..HUMARI MAANGE
Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO….
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socha ttha har modh par tumhara saath denge,
socha ttha har modh par tumhara saath denge,
par kya kare kambakhat sadak hi sidhi nikli
Dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re Arrey chakkar aa gaya
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Boy : Jaan-e-man… ees dil me aaja na!
Girl : Sandal nikalu kya?
Boy : Pagli, yeh mandir nahi… aise hi aaja!!
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